It's+in+a+photograph

For this grueling five point assignment, you will write a sentence of at least 75 words that captures a solitary image. The image does not have to be strictly visual. Please begin your sentence with the words: "This is a picture I did not take...."

I will take off a point for any glaring grammatical errors, including spelling. Though you can use semicolons, do not write a series of simple sentences connected by semicolons.

Please include your last name in the title of your post. This will be due on Monday, April 27th.

Just to add to the fun: imitate Huck's dialect.